You sure about this one?

You’re here, and I’m sure there’s some sort of a reason, most likely an awful mistake, but I’ll make it worth your time.

There’s mainly 3 things here, because I AM 3 things: a Musician, an Electronics Engineer, and a Big-Mouthed Asshole. So in order of appearance:

Music:

Here you’ll find all my music, which is also on my YouTube Channel, Soundcloud, Bandcamp, Spotify and every single digital store (I used to upload as “230” – I know, awesome name-, so old stuff might be hard to find). There’s also some collaboration work I’ve done with immensely talented people, so check them out, or what the hell, contact me and maybe we’ll do something.

Analog Multi-FX:

Yeah, I did that shit.

It’s an all-analog, yet digitally controlled, Multi-FX unit for musical instruments.

How awesome is that? I even took some of my old DIY, shamelessly cloned guitar pedals, and I re-cloned them into easy plug-and-play modules you just throw in, set up to taste, arrange in any order, store presets… it’s limitless, it’s analog, and nobody has ever done anything even remotely close to that. Check out the videos, it’s fucking awesome!

Other bullshit, mostly tech stuff:

So the previous category was about me being an Electronics Engineer, while this one is more about me being a big-mouthed asshole who incidentally happens to be an Electronics Engineer.

The thing is, I like arguing about pointless shit like the effects of tonewood on guitars (which is a debate mostly led by flat-earthers) and the magic behind snake-oil capacitors.

I don’t do it out of sheer arrogance. Honestly, there was a time when I couldn’t tell the difference between pickups on a guitar by playing the damn thing, and I didn’t use the knobs on my guitar (seriously, not even the volume – I was 20-something, not 10, so go figure). Now I know about those things and in quite some depth, so I try to help whenever I can. Otherwise, I shut the fuck up, but if I don’t, I’ll try to post it here, not only on thegearpage.net or the likes.

 

There’s some other stuff that I’ll just throw into More Randomness if I feel like it. I wanted to try and keep this from getting too bloggy, but who knows, I’ve been known to post homemade bread recipes at some point. We’ll see how it goes.

Alright that’s it.

Where To Get ‘The Empty Spot’

Should you ever be compelled to go and get my first EP, just a particular song from it or even stream them wherever you stream stuff, here’s a quick way to get you there, wherever “there” is:

The Empty Spot EP [2018]

230 has passed

This might come as a shock to the millions that silently and in a creepily passive way have followed this project, but it was unavoidable: 230 is dead. It probably was from the start, like a delayed period you decided to name without even having a test first.

230 was a clumsy attempt at pulling a Dave Grohl on myself, making my own delusional inner asshole of a child believe I had a band, so that I wouldn’t feel ashamed of publishing my music. It was either that or the fact that I kept expecting to form a band to then play these songs while skipping the hideous “let’s think of a name” days. I’ve been there way too many times before, nothing good ever comes up, just like 230 wasn’t good, at all.

Some remains are still out there though, what was already uploaded to stores will remain, and the old YouTube videos will be added to my channel and I’ll continue from there.

So yeah, here I am, embracing loneliness like I should have, becoming Professor Chaos.

Homemade Bread For The Unmotivated

Yeah, I make recipe videos now, bilingual recipe videos. Not wearing an apron yet but crazier shit has happened so I wouldn’t rule that one out either.

 

Týr Eier Dere Alle

An instrumental collaboration with RetoricaUY. She’s the shit. Check out her work on IG @retoricauy, or click: https://www.instagram.com/retoricauy/

Colaboración instrumental con RetoricaUY. Un despelote la loca. Visiten su trabajo en IG @RetoricaUY, o haciendo click en: https://www.instagram.com/retoricauy/

 

Guitar Pedal Bypass Switch Disassembly And Cleanup

Got asked to check why an EHX Metal Muff wouldn’t work. It was a dirty switch, so I opened it up and cleaned it instead of tossing it in the trash so that it could be eaten later by a sea toad.

Should’ve put subtitles, but you can easily tell what I’m doing so it might be better to mute and ignore the pointless dribble.

 

 

Nude selfies + free strap from awesome Andy/Guitarbear

I made me an Instagram profile so I can upload nude selfies but since I’ve been making my own bread, I though it’d be wiser to post guitars instead.

 

I thought I’d kick it off with a pic of my new strap from the dude I get all my gearhead news from: Andy a.k.a. Guitarbear.

Sir, you’re the shit, I’ll never get tired of repeating that. Cheers!